…but not with love. This chap got himself stuck in a window while trying to break into student accommodation at Nottingham University, and wasn’t discovered for five hours. The two students who found him thought he was another undergraduate who’d got drunk or tried to get through the window for a lark. But once the emergency services had finished extricating him, he was charged with attempted burglary and led firmly off to the nearest police station. A case of ‘look before you leap’, perhaps?