I always have a good chuckle at the Yobs cartoon strip in Private Eye, but the one in the current issue almost split my sides. I can’t link to it as they haven’t published it online this time, but here it is, in cut-down form and minus Husband’s oddly loveable drawings.
Two coppers turn up on yob’s doorstep. “We’re arresting you for stealing a red Audi, parked over there.”
Yob, looking fed up: “Oh yeah, well how do you know I nicked it, dickhead?”
Police, with grins: “Cos you typed your address into the sat nav to get home, dickhead.”