I came across this news snippet earlier, about armed robbers escaping from a jewellery store heist on a moped, and had to suppress a giggle. Yes, it’s awful, and must have been terrifying for the staff.
But it does bring up all sorts of evil questions, like:
- how many robbers can you get on the back of a moped?
- how come the tyres didn’t explode? and
- why does it remind me so much of the wonderful sheep motorbike display team in A Close Shave?